The NFL goes to Deadwood

"Petrino to Hogs" - When I saw that, I thought, "holy shit, Arthur Blank had him whacked!" I mean, 3-10 is pretty bad, but that doesn't mean you have kill a guy and let Wu feed him to the pigs. Turns out, Petrino's just leaving the Falcons to go to Arkansas - with three games left to go in the regular season. That seems like kind of a dick move. But I'm sure he had a talk with the players to explain himself - oh, I see, he left a nice little note in their lockers.

Atlanta Falcons players:
Out of my respect for you, I am leaving this very short note to let you know that I quit. This decision was not hard; only a masochist would finish out this shit sandwich of a season . Think about it, we started Chris Redman at QB this week. Chris Redman. Fuck it, I'm out.
Sincerely, Bobby Petrino.

p.s. Good luck against the Bucs this week... bitches.


What a guy.




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